英語打油詩

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    英語打油詩

      LIMERICK

    英語打油詩

      A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

      The a-lines should have five feet, while the b-lines have only three feet.

      It is normally, but not always light or humorous.

      A Day Challenge

      You take up the challenge to write,

      then stay up all day and all night.

      To think of a verse

      can be a real curse.

      You want all the words to be right.

      Don’t worry if your words sound daft.

      Remember it’s only a draft

      and then if you’re wise

      next month you’ll revise

      and wonder if others have laughed.

      You might have enough for a book.

      If you haven’t, don’t cry or sook.

      Sit down and write more

      than you did before.

      When it’s published I’ll have a look.

      I wish you success with your dreams.

      It’s easy if we work in teams

      so all in due course

      lets give it more sauce.

      It isn’t as tough as it seems.

      Kitchen Capers

      There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.

      The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’,

      It drank two pints of ale,

      Then lapped up a cocktail,

      Danced a jig then said, “It’s bewitchin’.”

      Why?

      Two towers crashed down from the sky

      Causing innocent people to die

      Terror and war

      What is it for?

      I never will understand why

      A Limerick for Paul

      A middle aged man called Paul

      Said ‘No’ when his angel did call

      Please go away

      I want to stay

      I’m living and having a ball

      I know that I’ll meet you one day

      But for now just please go away

      I’m writing a book

      If you want you can look

      Just go and let me have my say

      I’m good you can check with my wife

      But sometimews I find I’m in strife

      Don’t pinch my car

      Or you won’t get far

      And I’ll make you pay with your life

      I don’t want to meet the Grim Reaper

      But he seems to think he’s my keeper

      Now’s not my time

      I’m busy with rhyme

      He’ll just have to dig that grave deeper

      Christine

      There once was a girl called Christine

      She smoked far too much nicotine

      She coughed and she spluttered

      The Doc came and muttered

      She has to go in quarantine

      Monique

      There once was a girl called Monique

      She had such a perfect physique

      Her bust is so round

      But mine can’t be found

      Beside her I feel quite a freak

      Bertie and Gertie

      A couple called Bertie and Gertie

      Said life will begin when you’re thirty

      You lose inhibition

      Try any position

      Enjoy getting flirty and dirty

      Ask

      Don’t read your teenagers diary

      Life at home could become fiery

      It’s an easier task

      More respectful to ask

      Just make a discreet enquiry

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